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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Class Syllabus - Intro to Tinder

Students, please take your seats so we can begin. This class is Tinder 101 - How not to scare people off with your crazy pictures and condescending About Me sections! 

OVERVIEW: There are many different approaches to getting attention and approval from the opposite sex. Tinder is well known for being used as a hook up tool to find willing partners in your locale. 

TARGET STUDENT DEMOGRAPHIC:
>You're probably a funny guy who people say is both witty and charming. You're decent looking and clean.
>You're a pretty girl with brains and personality to match.

ISSUE: Why aren't you getting right swiped on?!

Please allow me to explain. Your profile sucks. No pics, no about section, creeper look, scary face, firearms and booze - come on. Where's that Most Wanted Criminals list so I can cross reference?

Well kids, today is your lucky day. Like it or not, you'll be the winner of our free (yes, free!) not-so-constructive criticism of your Tinder profile (completely unsolicited to boot)! We'll take a phased approach beginning with your opening picture and that first reaction to your overall presence on Tinder, including private messages if we should be so lucky to get a match.

At the end of this class your profile should be ripe for the picking!

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