Good morning, Mr. [Big] Spoon - Imagine my delight when I opened up your magical profile on this fine Friday morning. I can't wait to don my matching homemade, braided leather belt-trimmed hoodie, gaze deeply into your shifty eyes and play Dungeons and Dragons with you till the wee hours of the morning...said no woman EVER.
The fact that you even mention being SLIGHTLY pervy puts you in the SUPER-PERVY category. I love nerdy dudes more than most chicks but when you level up the creep factor it's GAME OVER.
Left swipe on Frodo.
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